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Thirty years of cats telling me they loved me. Written down at last.

Every sign, what it means, and how to answer her in a way she understands.
The Cat Who Chose You, by Graham Holloway
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How it works

Three short steps, and the book is on your screen.

1
You pay
Through Stripe, the same checkout the big stores use. I never see your card number.
2
The book opens
On the very next screen, about thirty seconds later. Phone, tablet, or computer.
3
It stays in your email
The same link goes to your inbox, so you can open it again any evening, with the cat on your lap.

Nothing ships, and there is no account to make.

The honest math

Nobody adds up what guessing about a cat costs. So here is a typical year, priced the way it really happens.

The guessing way

  • Toys she sniffed once and walked away from$10 to $25 each
  • A cat bed she has never slept in$30 to $80
  • A plug-in calming diffuser, for a cat who only wanted you$25 to $40 a refill
  • New food bought because she "seemed off"$30 to $60 a bag, half thrown out
A typical year$200 and up, and you still wonder if she loves you

Graham's way

  • One wand toy and ten minutes each eveningunder $10
  • Her bedthe chair that smells like you, free
  • Answering her the way she asksnothing
  • The knowing howthis book
The same yearfar less, and you know what she's telling you

Your numbers will differ. The point holds: two toys she never touched and one bag of food in the trash, and you have paid for the book.

Look inside

Real pages from the real book. This is what opens on your phone or tablet. The type is set big on purpose.

Page 6 of the bookTAP TO ENLARGE
Page 6: the first chapter. Why she sleeps with you, starting with Mabel on my chest.
Page 59 of the bookTAP TO ENLARGE
Page 59: the slow blink, and what a study found when owners blinked back.
Page 62 of the bookTAP TO ENLARGE
Page 62: how to say it back, step by step, and the mistakes I made for years.
Page 299 of the bookTAP TO ENLARGE
Page 299: the Love Signs Sheet. Tick every sign your cat does. Made to print for the fridge.
Page 303 of the bookTAP TO ENLARGE
Page 303: the card that goes by the phone. When to call the vet, and the poison help lines.

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What's inside

Twenty-seven chapters. Every sign with what it means, what to watch for tonight, and one thing you can do to answer her.

And that is a fraction of it. Twenty-seven chapters, and nine cards at the back made to print, starting with a Love Signs Sheet for the fridge.

305pages
27chapters
59signs of love, each explained
9cards made to print

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The Cat Who Chose You
The Cat Who Chose You
The signs of love I learned to read in thirty years of cats, and how to answer them
  • 305 pages, every sign with what it means and what to do
  • Instant PDF download, on your phone about thirty seconds after you pay
  • 27 chapters, from the bed at night to the goodbye
  • Nine cards made to print, with the Love Signs Sheet for the fridge
  • 7-day money back, and you keep the book
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WHAT CAT OWNERS SAY

Real comments cat owners left under cat videos on YouTube, copied word for word. They are about their cats, not about this book.

“People that say cat's are cold and emotionless just never got chosen by a cat.”

Walter V., Wisconsin · from a viewer of a cat channel

“Now I know why my cat knows when I'm not feeling well or am unhappy. She finds me and sits with me.”

Linda S., Arizona · from a viewer of a cat channel

“I have been talking to my cats since I was a kid. Well I'm 70 now. The more you talk, the more they understand.”

Arlene M., Pennsylvania · from a viewer of a cat channel

“Most of this I knew, having been around cats nearly my entire life. However, I also learned something new as well. Knowing all of these things will make me a much better cat parent.”

Kris B., Oregon · from a viewer of a cat channel

“I sometimes get worried that I’m not caring for my cats enough, and they’ll dislike me. But I’m watching this, while my cats are snuggled up next to me. I’m really am a good cat dad”

Jimmy C., New Jersey · from a viewer of a cat channel
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Graham Holloway at home in Ohio

Graham Holloway

I'm Graham Holloway. I've shared my home with cats for thirty years, and I'm still learning what they're telling me. We live in Ohio, and right now the cats are Mabel, a gray tabby who sleeps on my chest most nights. Otis, a big orange boy who walks across my face at four in the morning. And Junie, a tortoiseshell who came to us feral and took two years to sit on my lap. Before them there was Samson, who lived to nineteen. I got a lot wrong with every one of them, and each time I finally understood something, I wrote it down. This book is that notebook, finished.

I'm not a vet, and I won't pretend to be one. Where something could be a health matter, I tell you to call yours. What I can give you is what a lot of evenings on the couch with a cat on my lap have taught me. How to tell when she loves you, and how to answer her so she understands. Ann says I talk to the cats more than I talk to her. She's right.

Graham

Questions, answered honestly

Is this a printed book you mail me?
No, and I want you to know that before you spend a dollar. It is a PDF, a file you open on your phone, your tablet or your computer the moment you pay. Nothing arrives in the mail. You can print any page you like at home, and the Love Signs Sheet at the back is made to be printed and put on the fridge.
I've had cats all my life. Is this too simple for me?
I've had cats for thirty years, and I still learn something from them every month. This book is what surprised me, written for people who already love their cats. If you are newer to cats, that is fine too. It is written in plain words, one sign at a time, with what to watch for tonight.
Every cat is different. Will this fit mine?
You're right, every cat is different, and I say so in the book more than once. Some cats love out loud and some love quietly. So each sign comes with the other things it can mean, and how to tell which one your cat is saying. Where a change could be a health matter, I tell you to call your vet.
My cat is old, or already gone. Is it too late?
No. The book helps you read the cat you have now, whatever her age. There is a chapter for the cat who came to you grown or old. The sad part is kept to the very last chapter, gentle and short, and you can skip it. You may find some comfort in it for a cat you have lost.
I am not good with computers.
You do not need to be. You press one button and the book opens like a photo opens, with no account to make and no password. If it does not open, write to me here and I will walk you through it myself, or give your money back.
Is this a subscription? Will you charge my card again?
No. One payment, one time. No membership, no monthly anything, no free trial that turns into a bill. I could not charge you again if I wanted to.
What if I lose the file?
Your link lives in your email, so that is the thing to keep. If you lose it, go to the download page and put in the email you bought with, and it comes right back to you.
What if I don't like it?
Write to me within seven days and I give your money back, and you keep the book. I would rather that than have you feel taken.

Questions before you buy?

Write to me here and I answer. Every message comes straight to me.

Or email me: [email protected]

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